stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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