i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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