I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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