i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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