ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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