wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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