Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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