I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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