Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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