Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
They took my balls.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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