I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
