His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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