ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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