I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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