out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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