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I am midnight drunk by noon
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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