That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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