i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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