I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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