I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
you had me at cake vodka
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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