A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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