He told me they were just razor bumps!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
