I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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