It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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