Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we're making bets on your personal life
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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