Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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