But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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