Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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