But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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