he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Too much gin, very little bucket
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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