Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize