you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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