Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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