Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I am naked and annoyed.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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