Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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