im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
There are leaves in my underwear?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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