Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize