so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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