well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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