whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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