So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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