Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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