I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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