ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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