were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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