Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Randomize
