But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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