I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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