I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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