dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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