We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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