my vag is so smooth its legendary
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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