I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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