Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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